drunktrophywife:

Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”

(via ofmiceandbren)

itsonlyyforever:

Every time somebody hurts me I say it’s okay I knew you were going to. It’s like when I meet you I’ll trust you only because I’m already prepared for you to hurt me. That’s kinda messed up I guess.

(via chickenkeriyaki)

rexuality:

realistic captions for selfies:

• i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
• i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
• i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
• i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
• this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments

(via shibainusprite)

whitegenocide:

my dick aint small its compact. lightweight. efficient. like a sports car. you think I have time to carry a huge dick everywhere I go? in 2013? wrong, my penis is the way of the future.

(via femalebasedgod)

princessfuckingprivilege:

Meat eaters who feel the need to stress how delicious animals are in an effort to piss off vegetarians/vegans unprovoked and vegetarians/vegans who feel the need to tell meat eaters how horrible they are for eating meat unprovoked are pretty much the exact same kind of asshole.

(via darkbluec0nstellations)